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23 January 2006, 21:19
30ott6Humor Test
The recent threads involving the bashing of eachother have really disturbed me. The emotional stress was overcoming me so I made an appointment with my psychiatrist. His first question was " What's the problem John"?
I responded, "Doc, when I close my eyes, all I see is wigwams and teepees, teepees and wigwams".
He said "Relax, your two tents".
So in taking his advice, I have a test for all you. Just to keep you relaxed.
1. What do you get when you cross a Wildebeest with a Zebra and an Eland?
2. What footwear do you get when you cross a Baboon with a Duiker?
3. What do you get when you cross and Elephant with a Rhino?
Good Luck.
John
23 January 2006, 21:31
Muletrain1. ?
2. ?
3. Ell-if-I-no.
How much do a pirates pay to get their ears pierced?
A buck-an-ear.
Elephant Hunter,
Double Rifle Shooter Society,
NRA Lifetime Member,
Ten Safaris, in RSA, Namibia, Zimbabwe
23 January 2006, 21:47
patrkyhntr1. A Wildebeelzebra, an extremely large form of bra.
2. Buiker boots, usually worn while riding a Harley fat boy.
3. Of course, elephino is the usual and customary hybrid. This is achieved by crossing a bull elephant with a cow rhino. If the opposite is tried, one gets a rhinophant. Rhinophants kiss up to pure bred rhinos.
Hope this helps.
THE LUCKIEST HUNTER ALIVE!
23 January 2006, 22:02
30ott6Muletrain has number 3 correct. The other two I made up personally and Patrkyhntr is close but no cigar.
I'm sure T. Carr is doing an internet search now and will post the correct answers soon.
John
23 January 2006, 22:31
patrkyhntrI knew I quit smoking for a reason.
THE LUCKIEST HUNTER ALIVE!
23 January 2006, 22:38
Marteriusquote:
3. What do you get when you cross and Elephant with a Rhino?
Rosie O'Donnell?
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A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition. - R. Kipling
24 January 2006, 01:29
TerryRBy God Marterius got it!
Now I have to clean the diet pepsi off my screen
TerryR
24 January 2006, 02:07
Frans Diepstraten1. A wild new zealander?
24 January 2006, 02:09
30ott6Oh Frans, you are very, very close!!
John
24 January 2006, 02:10
Charles_Helmquote:
Originally posted by 30ott6:
Oh Frans, you are very, very close!!
John
I was thinking weasel or some variant but could not quite make it fit.
24 January 2006, 02:24
30ott6Keep trying Charles.
John
24 January 2006, 02:38
Canuckquote:
1. A wild new zealander?
A blue zealander?
24 January 2006, 02:46
ACRecurve1. a very strange threesome
2. something I wouldn't want on my feet
3. Rosie O'Donnel is the best answer possible!
Excellent thread....hope nobody jumps on us for not having it on the Humor forum!
Good hunting,
Andy
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24 January 2006, 02:47
30ott6Canuck- You're on the right track. Keep trying!
John
24 January 2006, 02:52
jmk2. Biker
24 January 2006, 02:56
30ott6jmk- Interesting, your initials are the same as mine! Anyway, no not Biker. The result of the cross is a type of footwear.
John
24 January 2006, 03:15
mbogo3751) Gnu Zeland
24 January 2006, 03:17
Charles_Helmquote:
Originally posted by mbogo375:
1) Gnu Zeland
24 January 2006, 03:23
30ott6Way to go Mbogo375!!
You got it! One more to guess.
John
24 January 2006, 04:25
475/480quote:
Originally posted by patrkyhntr:
I knew I quit smoking for a reason.
Obviously 30ott6 still smokes something
Sean
24 January 2006, 04:31
TheBigGuyWell I thought 1) was "Wi-Ze-El" but I guess that wasn't what was intended.
So I'll take a shot at 2 since 3 is taken.
2) Bab-Oon-Duik Sandals ???
24 January 2006, 04:38
SBTSuffering from a bit of cabin fever are ya Johnny-boy?
"There are worse memorials to a life well-lived than a pair of elephant tusks." Robert Ruark
24 January 2006, 04:58
LaDoumaNumber 2: Boonduikers
24 January 2006, 20:01
30ott6LaDouma got the last one! Way to go!!
Three of you now qualify for an African hunt. That's LaDouma, mbogo375 and Muletrain.
That's the good news. The bad news is two fold:
The hunt is in Malawi and SBT will be your PH.
Marterius has qualified for the boobie prize. Wait until you see her!!
John
25 January 2006, 01:12
mbogo375quote:
Originally posted by 30ott6:
LaDouma got the last one! Way to go!!
Three of you now qualify for an African hunt. That's LaDouma, mbogo375 and Muletrain.
That's the good news. The bad news is two fold:
The hunt is in Malawi and SBT will be your PH.
Marterius has qualified for the boobie prize. Wait until you see her!!
John
When do we leave
Jim
25 January 2006, 01:32
Dago RedWhat do you get when you cross an elephant with darth vader?
Red
25 January 2006, 01:34
Marteriusquote:
Marterius has qualified for the boobie prize. Wait until you see her!!
Wow! I better not show this thread to my wife...
Regards,
Martin
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A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition. - R. Kipling
25 January 2006, 01:49
mbogo375quote:
Originally posted by Marterius:
quote:
Marterius has qualified for the boobie prize. Wait until you see her!!
Wow! I better not show this thread to my wife...
Regards,
Martin
Martin,
I think he means Rosie O'Donnell
.
Jim
25 January 2006, 01:50
Charles_Helmquote:
Originally posted by Dago Red:
What do you get when you cross an elephant with darth vader?
Red
Must be the infamous Ele-vader!
25 January 2006, 01:52
30ott6You beat me to it Charles!
Forgot to mention to our winners that SBT has arranged everything for you and is expecting your PM's. Even said something about Malawi Cobs.
John
25 January 2006, 02:36
MuletrainMalawi?
What is in season in Malawi?
Do I need shots?
Elephant Hunter,
Double Rifle Shooter Society,
NRA Lifetime Member,
Ten Safaris, in RSA, Namibia, Zimbabwe
25 January 2006, 07:02
SBTEll-if-I-no, what else!
"There are worse memorials to a life well-lived than a pair of elephant tusks." Robert Ruark
25 January 2006, 08:57
Dago RedIt was an easy one, but only one I knew about crossing things.
Red
