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Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn , Germany) fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged- up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... "Shit happens." /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." Winston Churchill | ||
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Killjoy!!!!!    /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." Winston Churchill | |||
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Excrement Post, VAPO!  | |||
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Sorry Vap, it is a good story though. Even if its not true, it should be. Everyone should die an interesting death. Josh | |||
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Josh, you are a killjoy and a party....ah...pooper to boot!  Political correctness entails intolerance for some prejudices but impunity for others. James Taranto | |||
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Stories don't have to be true to be good. In fact, it's often a hindrance. | |||
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This story kind of goes along with the AR ad in the latest African Hunter Magazine. | |||
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Ahhh, the artistry of beetles. NRA Endowment Life Member | |||
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$hitty way to die......man that was easy  Gary DRSS NRA Lifer | |||
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What a load of bull shit......  "We band of 45-70'ers" | |||
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Show me a man that can't tell a good story and I'll show you a man without any friends! Dave "What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value." -Thomas Paine, "American Crisis" | |||
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