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Proof.....you CAN use too much ....er... gun...

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28 January 2007, 22:26
vapodog
Proof.....you CAN use too much ....er... gun...
Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn , Germany) fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged- up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... "Shit happens."


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29 January 2007, 00:13
Josh A.
This one is false.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/malice/feces.htm

Josh
29 January 2007, 00:20
vapodog
Killjoy!!!!!



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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."
Winston Churchill
29 January 2007, 00:47
Nickudu
Excrement Post, VAPO! thumb
29 January 2007, 01:55
Josh A.
Sorry Vap, it is a good story though. Even if its not true, it should be. Everyone should die an interesting death.

Josh
29 January 2007, 07:41
GaryL
Josh, you are a killjoy and a party....ah...pooper to boot!
Cool


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29 January 2007, 22:04
Brice
Stories don't have to be true to be good. In fact, it's often a hindrance.
29 January 2007, 22:42
Use Enough Gun
This story kind of goes along with the AR ad in the latest African Hunter Magazine.
30 January 2007, 00:06
buffybr
Ahhh, the artistry of beetles.


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30 January 2007, 00:17
GarBy
$hitty way to die......man that was easy Roll Eyes

Gary
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30 January 2007, 00:20
M70Nut
What a load of bull shit...... Roll Eyes Big Grin Roll Eyes


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30 January 2007, 19:56
almostacowboy
Show me a man that can't tell a good story and I'll show you a man without any friends! Big Grin

Dave


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