What are these New England Patriot things???

Glad Walter does not arrange his own safaris!

He came over yesterday, with a big smile on his face.

He had a large basket of flowers for my wife, and a birthday present for Hessa, who turned 9 yesterday.

"I got my permit to take my Blaser to Tanzania!"
"What are you talking about?"

"I GOT my permit to take my rifle with me on safari"

"Listen you nitwit, Roy and me have decided we do not wish to see any silly Blasers on safari"

"You and Roy can decided what you want. I am taking my Blaser to Africa!"

"OK, let us hear what you have done"

"I got my permit to take my rifle with me hunting."

"And how are you going to get it on the plane? And how are you going to get it into Tanzania?"

"Saeed, Saeed, you do not listen! I will be taking my rifle with me. I will take off as it comes off the conveyor belt in Dar, and I will put in the plane and I will fly with it to camp. I cannot wait to see the look on Roy's face!"

"Did you get the permit from Emirates to take a rifle on board? Did you give Alan the serial number, and how much ammo you are taking, so he could get you an import permit in Dar?"

"HA?"
"Come on, answer me. Did you get all these things done?"

"I will call Alan right now, he can arrange the import permit. And I will call Emirates, I have many friends there, and they will get it sorted out"

"You know, I somehow do not think you will be able to make it to Africa with a rifle if you were left to your own devices! You should be grateful I do all these things with you being so blessfully unaware of what goes on"

"Come on Saeed! Don't make me feel miserable again! I was even dreaming fo hunting with my Blaser!"

"You can keep on dreaming about it. Because that is all you are going to to do with that contraption!"

Nelson was sitting with his mouth wide open, listning to all this.

Whenever we think we have heard the last ground breaking output from Walter, he comes up with another one!

Sheikh Saeed,

Have a wonderful and safe safari. It sounds like the "fun" has already started.

Warm regards

Saeed