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Zambia: Man Loses 'Tools' As Hyena Mauls His Genitals
BY JULIUS PHIRI, 27 MARCH 2014



A MAN with a big heart for wealth has lost his manhood and three toes to a hyena that attacked him as he carried out a witchdoctor's instructions in a bush in Chipata.

Chamangeni Zulu of Njenjewa Village in Chief Mulonyeni's area in Malawi is admitted to Chipata General Hospital after a hyena bit off his manhood and three toes on his left foot in bizarre circumstances.

The money crazed man aged between 20 and 24, who was admitted to Ward B at Chipata General Hospital, said he lost his body parts in his quest to become rich.

The incident happened on March 24, 2014 in Makungwa Lufu area in Chipata District in Eastern Province.

Mr Zulu narrated from his hospital bed yesterday that he was told to sacrifice parts of his body in order to become rich.

"I came from Malawi and when I arrived in Chipata I met some business persons who told me that the best way to become rich was to sacrifice parts of my body.

"On 24th March, 2014 around 04:00 hours, I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten," he said in his Chewa dialect.

He said the witchdoctor had not indicated the body parts that would be 'lost' and how, although he was told he would encounter a hyena.

Mr Zulu said after the incident, he crawled to a nearby road where some Police officers picked him and took him to the hospital.

"Even if I have lost some important parts of my body, I still want to get rich," he said.

He said he had stayed in Zambia for four months as he was doing 'piecework' to earn a living.

Chipata General Hospital acting medical superintendent Humphrey Chanda described Mr Zulu's condition as stable.

Dr Chanda said the patient was brought to the hospital on Monday by some uniformed Police officers.

"Yes, it is true that he lost his manhood and three toes after being bitten by a hyena, but his condition is stable," he said.

Eastern Police Division criminal investigations officer Patrick Bili said Police had received a report on Mr Zulu's matter.

Another example of the wide reach of Obamacare! At least his wait was short.

On the one hand I can't help but feel for the guy and all the pain and misery he is going through.

On the other I think it is probably a good thing that he is no longer going to be contributing to the gene pool.

I think he should have settled for just "moderately well-to-do" and left after the toes got chewed off.
kh

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Originally posted by Dall85:
Another example of the wide reach of Obamacare! At least his wait was short.

And I thought the people who fell for the Nigerian email scam were foolish!

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Originally posted by kevin henderson:
I think he should have settled for just "moderately well-to-do" and left after the toes got chewed off.
kh

just goes to prove a point......we need more hyena's

Now his nickname is "Capon"

I think he lost his mind before anything else. What an idiot!

...not "Einstein"....but "Kein stein" is his new name..

What do you want to bet this stupid bastard still remains poor?

That guys has to be nutz

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Originally posted by Kathi:
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Zambia: Man Loses 'Tools' As Hyena Mauls His Genitals
BY JULIUS PHIRI, 27 MARCH 2014



A MAN with a big heart for wealth has lost his manhood and three toes to a hyena that attacked him as he carried out a witchdoctor's instructions in a bush in Chipatar.

Even with the loss he's still a foot and a half

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Even with the loss he's still a foot and a half

Not where it counts!

aw nuts!! and i'm still broke

I think the Hyena got the shaft in this deal.

Well if he was set on 10 kids, bank the education and sundry costs, he should end up with a bank account of note, and lonely. Give that man [er, is that correct?] a Darwin Award!

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Originally posted by butchloc:
aw nuts!! and i'm still broke

Why? Did you lose yours as well?

I didn't know hyenas were such picky eaters.

I trust that no one is going to demonstrate such bad taste as to suggest a connection between this story and the words; bankers, top, wealthy and dickless wonders ?

There may be a connection between this story and the profusion of wealthy dickless wonders in the world.

Tell me witchcraft is not alive an well in the 21st Century.

Mark

natures way of cleaning the gene pool

He probably ate a lot better than if his meal was a china man(the hyena I mean). On the other hand the victim is probably even dumber now as the only head he thought with is gone!

A good editor insists that his writer's headlines are not redundant.

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Originally posted by darkside:
That guys has to be nutz

He lost the only ones he had!

I'm just really surprised that he "took it like a man." I couldn't have handled that.

Not sure how frequently something like this happens in Zambia, but in American divorce courts, these injuries are actually quite common.

I think we need to employ the same witch doctor to advice politicians, lawyers and bankers of this little known fact of making money.

Just imagine a world without them

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Originally posted by Frostbit:
I think the Hyena got the shaft in this deal.

Actually, Jim, the hyenas "got a head"

OUCH!

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Originally posted by MARK H. YOUNG:
Tell me witchcraft is not alive an well in the 21st Century.

Mark

Mark is right. Indeed, I've read stories – and you may have too – that claim that some witch doctors out in the bush have semi-tamed hyenas over which they have some control. I do not know how accurate those stories are. but if true, this might have been an example.

The stated reason in those stories was that it bolstered proof of the WD's magical powers.