Little calf is learning the WILD LIFE real quick

Thanks for sharing sir!!!

Looking at the hooks on that Buff. the Elephant is lucky to be alive.

Grumpy old bastard! He's lucky that calf's momma and her girlfriends didn't stomp the buffalo shit out of him.

Wildlife in the Raw.

Waiting on the tree huggers to support the elephant.

That buff should be thankful that this didn't happen up here in Canada. He would have been arrested and had numerous charges laid against him immediately. Then, while the RCMP broke into his home and searched it for illegally-stored guns, there would be calls for stricter governmental controls on horns and other sharp pointy things that could be used as weapons. Grief counsellors would be battling the severe psychological trauma experienced by the elephant calf's playmates, and the calf's mother would be thoroughly investigated by Children's Services agents while the calf was placed in foster care. The elephant herd's matriarch would be forced to step down from her position. The photographer would be charged with failing to intervene. The buff's entire herd, even the members who were not present at the time of the assault, would be stigmatized in the press. The buff would incur astronomical legal fees attempting to defend himself in court, which he would be unable to pay since he would never be able to get an honest job again after all the publicity, and so he would be forced onto the street where he would subsist on handouts until social workers stepped in an took him into protective custody for his own good. An exhaustive and expensive government study would eventually hand down the recommendation that his horns and boss be surgically removed (at taxpayers' expense).

He would then be released back into society, whereupon Shootaway would mistake him for a cow and shoot him.

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He would then be released back into society, whereupon Shootaway would mistake him for a cow and shoot him.

Now that was funny!