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What is your favorite Chuck Norris fact?
29 January 2018, 19:45
boom stickWhat is your favorite Chuck Norris fact?
What is your favorite Chuck Notris fact?
After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history
29 January 2018, 20:14
Opus1When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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30 January 2018, 00:15
boom stickAliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
30 January 2018, 00:34
Opus1James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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30 January 2018, 03:34
cjfosterChuck Norris has never missed a target!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdVBkn6ohH830 January 2018, 04:25
Opus1Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 2013 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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30 January 2018, 08:47
boom stickChuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
30 January 2018, 17:36
tomahawkerChuck Norris once killed 3 birds with 1 stone. Upon discovering a nest of baby chicks, he reared them in his beard, feeding them chili and Lonestar beer to adulthood.
30 January 2018, 18:58
GeedubyaChuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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30 January 2018, 19:45
Opus1There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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30 January 2018, 19:57
tomahawkerChuck Norris killed his first man in a staring contest.
30 January 2018, 21:48
Opus1When Chuck Norris comes into the room, he does not turn on the light - he turns off the darkness.
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31 January 2018, 04:45
boom stickChuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
31 January 2018, 05:18
Opus1Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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31 January 2018, 16:44
boom stickThe quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.