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A handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. Alexandria looked at John and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" John says, "You know what, I bet he will." Alexandria replied, "Well, I bet he won't. John placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. She was very upset and handed her $30 to John, saying, "Fair's fair... here's your money." John replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump. ” Alexandria replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." John took the money. Alexandria went back to work at the US Congress | ||
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Snort... | |||
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It would be funny except she really is that stupid. | |||
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Ditto! Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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Money's her thing in Congress too. She's been appointed to the house panel overseeing the finance sector(Maxine Waters' committee overseeing Wall Street and Banking). That's really some scary schizz!  | |||
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Sounds like she has the right qualifications for Congress!  | |||
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The Scary and Sad part is that the people who voted her into office would not understand this joke. | |||
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Wait..it was a joke  Never rode a bull, but have shot some. NRA life member NRA LEO firearms instructor (retired) NRA Golden Eagles member | |||
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Alexandria Occasionally-Coherent. Gotta love democracy.   Mike Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer. | |||
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Whenever I see this person on the TV screen for some odd reason the words to that late 50's song come to mind,'Bimbo,Bimbo'. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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She is ALMOST the dumbest person on the planet. Only her constituents rank higher.... I can handle folks who are ignorant. I can handle folks who are arrogant. Folks who are both ignorant and arrogant are simply a train-wreck! Zeke | |||
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Excuse me right here.Iv'e had enough. I am at an age where I can complain in truth. I have seen these socialists over the years + their program is to destroy the the democratic process.PERIOD! I have a real problem suffering idiots. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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So, let me understand this, she paid her debt? Why didn't she declare bankruptcy? Oh! She's not a Republican, she's a socialist! I get it. Peter Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong; | |||
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