I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are.

I have a little Satnav
I've had it all my life
It’s better than the normal ones
My Satnav is my wife.

It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says
"You're doing thirty five".

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake.

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene.

It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice.

It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!

Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while
I could turn the damned thing off!

it's good to see Portugal hasn't dulled your wit.

Rich

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Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
it's good to see Portugal hasn't dulled your wit.

Rich

Nope. I'm still as chirpy as ever!

If you want a SatNav for your car, the best thing to do is buy the top of the line IPad with both the WiFi and Cell phone options.
Not only is it a great machine for all the usual laptop stuff but the Navigation is wonderful and the big screen is miles ahead of anything that comes with or is aftermarket for a car.
Now if they would only add a dedicated GPS receiver, all the Marine charts, USC&GS & BLM maps on a thumb drive ...... wow!
No more squinting at a hand held GPS or spending (already spent) the 2 grand for my boat's system.