Little Johnny is telling the class how his father had a stock custom checkered and how beautiful it is.

"And when I get to heaven, I'm going to meet him and ask him how he did it" little Johnny said.

The teacher (a tree hugging PETA activist) replied; "What will you do it he didn't go to heaven Johnny?"

Johnny replied; "Well then you can ask him!"

From a book on checkering by S. L. Mays

The Teacher asked the class to form a sentence using the word incompletely. As she asked for volunteers for the task Little Johny was jumping up and down at the back of the class wanting his turn. The Teacher having been burned before by Little Johny avoided him as long as possible, but finally had to give in to his constant waving and jumping. So the Teacher said; O.K. Little Johny form a sentence using the word incompletely. Little Johny stood up and spouted; When my balls hit my girlfriends ass I know I am INCOMPLETELY!!!!!!!!!

Vapodog,
How did you like the book.

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Originally posted by michaelj:
Vapodog,
How did you like the book.

I'm also getting a copy of Monte Kennedy's book for reference....

Thanks