What do you do when a nice lady stops in front of you??
Butch

You obviously wonder what she wants and ask her to follow you home.

Now tell us the real story.
Butch

That's your que to open the door for her. The ball is in her court at that point to thank you or not.
Timan

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Originally posted by butchlambert:
What do you do when a nice lady stops in front of you??
Butch

It's clear to me that she's wondering if you have a swinging safety!

And now the rest of the story:

The bitch was ugly and old. She was stopped at a yield sign waiting for traffic to clear; you know they have to have BOTH lanes clear. I was watching traffic off my left, watched her, watched the traffic on the left, saw her pull ahead, I looked left and then; The dumb bitch had stopped!

They say reaction time slows as you get old. How far did you plow up her ass before you realized she had stopped?

I had the same thing happen years ago when a young lady stopped to check traffic. I checked over my shoulder for traffic (there was none) then looked back to see her stopped in front of me. I hit the brakes hard and bumped her lightly. We were in a "merge" lane! Regards, Bill

old and ugly my a--. she was probably some young good looking chick and your eyes were all bugged out, your tongue hanging out and your reflexes stopped

Then there was the " Scam Artist " . She allowed people to " Plow her Rear End " !.

All the while claiming some injury or exorbitant vehicle damage claim .

Until she mistook Johnny Law for the mark !.

Last I heard she got 8 years don't remember amount of restitution she had to pay back .

They got her shyster lawyer also .

He got disbarred and fined .

Who says the Lady with the scales is blind !!!.

Shoot Straight Know Your Target . ...

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Originally posted by Jim Kobe:
...you know they have to have BOTH lanes clear. ...

many, many accidents are doubtlessy caused by idiots trying to be too careful. people who decline their turn, or their right-of-way; or drive at 50 mph in the fast lane (it's a speed limit, after all!); waiting until there are no moving vehicles, cats or dogs within a 1-mile radius before ooooozing out from a parking lot onto the street; people who stop in traffic if there is a pedestrian within 20' of a crosswalk and wave at them to cross, whether they intended to or not; people who refuse to move into an intersection when waiting to turn left, thus jamming to poor bastard behind them; et cetera ad nauseum. they ruin the flow of traffic and cause others to get around them, inviting accidents.

I can imagine what the woman Kobe hit told her friends: "oh my, it's a good thing I was being careful! Imagine how much worse it would have been if we were going faster!!"

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Originally posted by delloro:
I can imagine what the woman Kobe hit told her friends: "oh my, it's a good thing I was being careful! Imagine how much worse it would have been if we were going faster!!"

And then they pour another four spoons of sugar intheir tea, and start talking about what a wonderful world it had been if the women ruled......
How long - just for how blody long - are we going to let them vote?

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And then they pour another four spoons of sugar intheir tea, and start talking about what a wonderful world it had been if the women ruled......
How long - just for how blody long - are we going to let them vote?

Jim,
Let me get this straight, you got some "bitch was ugly and old" up the ass and then you had to pay? So what is new? You could have picked a good looking one you know.