This woman's Schnauzer is starting to act deaf. So she takes him to the vet.

"He's not deaf," says the vet, "His ears are just impacted w/ matted hair and ear wax."

Vet cleans up the dog's ears and notes, "You should keep the hair out of his ears. A bit of Nair once a month will do it."

So, on the way home, she stops at the pharmacy and picks up a bottle of Nair.

Pharmacist says, "If you use that under your arms, you'll want to avoid deodorants for a day or so."

"Not for my underarms," she says.

"If you're using it on your legs, you'll want to avoid perfumed lotions," says the pharmacist.

"It's for my Schnauzer . . . "

"In that case," he says, "You'll want to stay off the bicycle."

I do believe this is a Dog Form and your words or wisdom are not becoming a gentlemen PUNK!

Why don't you take your childish words to the comic section as it suits your IQ so much better.
Now by the way PUNK, another word about my mother and you just might wish you had of kept your frigging mouth closed. I won't say it twice undertand!

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Originally posted by Blue Dog:
I do believe this is a Dog Form and your words or wisdom are not becoming a gentlemen PUNK!

Why don't you take your childish words to the comic section as it suits your IQ so much better.
Now by the way PUNK, another word about my mother and you just might wish you had of kept your frigging mouth closed. I won't say it twice undertand!

Bite My Ass . . .

Trust me PUNK, I can have that arranged for you in a matter of time. I have been known to bite an ass or two in my days..........you can bet your life on that PUNK.

It's spelled "bite" or "to have bitten" -- ya sorry little ass bitin' butt sniper . . .



Ohhhhhhh yeah . . . and . . .

Now stick that little Icon's finger up your rectum, it will ease your pain.

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Originally posted by Blue Dog:
Now stick that little Icon's finger up your rectum, it will ease your pain.

We only provoke your dumb ass because it's sooo easy to get a reaction out of you. You're running a comma-splice in that last post.



-- OK . . . now it's your turn.