A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a
walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take
Belle for a walk around the block?
I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to
you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
Being old school he took a rag, soaked it with a little
gasoline, and dabbed the dog's backside with it to disguise
the scent, and said, "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on
the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no
dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

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The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down
the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
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