The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot brown bear.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go Sarah shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was that guy?"

"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to Chicago and get another one?

Thanks! I love it! I'll send it on!

LOL! Just great

Awesome!

stealing this!

Ann excellent hunt report. Wish there were photos.

Mike

That's great! California is much closer to get bait!

Too bloody good. I have stolen it and passed it on. Thanks Ann.

Hey, Ann did a funny!!! :-)

Biebs, I live for fun.

This is kind of like the guy who went to AK for his first time brown bear hunting with a 30-30.

As he is going through some brush he feels a tap on his shoulder. When he turns around the biggest bear he has ever seen is looking at him with a smile on his face.

The bear says to him I am going to eat you or have sex with you what one.

The hunters thinks for a second and says it the sex.

The hunter goes home mad and goes back with a brand new 300 mag.

Same thing happens. Sex or be eaten the hunter heads back home madder yet.

The 3rd time the hunter show what the latest greatest 458 mag he could buy.

He is sneaking as quite as possible ready to shoot at a moments notice.

All of a sudden tap tap tap he slowly turns around then the same bear with a huge smile on his face.

The bears just says do you really come up here for the hunting or is it for the sex.

Next time I get called to the Vatican I'll tell His Holiness that he was fooled by those Alaskan rednecks. LOL, good one Ann!