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In the Central African Republic! | ||
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I have seen it all now! | |||
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And just what has inspired the humorous post on what appears to be a random date? I had to check to make sure I didn't miss 7 1/2 months and we were already in April. Mike Legistine actu quod scripsi? Never under estimate the internet community's ability to reply to your post with their personal rant about their tangentially related, single occurrence issue. What I have learned on AR, since 2001: 1. The proper answer to: Where is the best place in town to get a steak dinner? is…You should go to Mel's Diner and get the fried chicken. 2. Big game animals can tell the difference between .015 of an inch in diameter, 15 grains of bullet weight, and 150 fps. 3. There is a difference in the performance of two identical projectiles launched at the same velocity if they came from different cartridges. 4. While a double rifle is the perfect DGR, every 375HH bolt gun needs to be modified to carry at least 5 down. 5. While a floor plate and detachable box magazine both use a mechanical latch, only the floor plate latch is reliable. Disregard the fact that every modern military rifle uses a detachable box magazine. 6. The Remington 700 is unreliable regardless of the fact it is the basis of the USMC M40 sniper rifle for 40+ years with no changes to the receiver or extractor and is the choice of more military and law enforcement sniper units than any other rifle. 7. PF actions are not suitable for a DGR and it is irrelevant that the M1, M14, M16, & AK47 which were designed for hunting men that can shoot back are all PF actions. 8. 95 deg F in Africa is different than 95 deg F in TX or CA and that is why you must worry about ammunition temperature in Africa (even though most safaris take place in winter) but not in TX or in CA. 9. The size of a ding in a gun's finish doesn't matter, what matters is whether it’s a safe ding or not. 10. 1 in a row is a trend, 2 in a row is statistically significant, and 3 in a row is an irrefutable fact. 11. Never buy a WSM or RCM cartridge for a safari rifle or your go to rifle in the USA because if they lose your ammo you can't find replacement ammo but don't worry 280 Rem, 338-06, 35 Whelen, and all Weatherby cartridges abound in Africa and back country stores. 12. A well hit animal can run 75 yds. in the open and suddenly drop with no initial blood trail, but the one I shot from 200 yds. away that ran 10 yds. and disappeared into a thicket and was not found was lost because the bullet penciled thru. I am 100% certain of this even though I have no physical evidence. 13. A 300 Win Mag is a 500 yard elk cartridge but a 308 Win is not a 300 yard elk cartridge even though the same bullet is travelling at the same velocity at those respective distances. | |||
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No you have not. I am sure Shawn will come up with something better | |||
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Kudos to Mark and Shawn they have clearly gotten under your skin and gotten the best of you. Well done gents! Mike | |||
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Shawn and his company should be added to Blaire Worldwide, to never, ever book any hunt with I am just trying to keep the same theme, of utter lies, going for a bit longer! May be Shawn and the " look how brave and famous I am " fake pretending to be a professional hunter might take a hint and never post anything so stupid here again. | |||
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The exact thing came to my mind. | |||
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Saeed, Will this be a free range or high fenced hunt? Presume the new video will be called 'White Death' or 'Death at my Sleet' ROYAL KAFUE LTD Email - kafueroyal@gmail.com Tel/Whatsapp (00260) 975315144 Instagram - kafueroyal | |||
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I am assuming it's a high fence with a snow making machine around a pool with plenty of cameras & a nut shot Polar Bear DRSS | |||
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I think that is called game, set and match... Jeff | |||
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Yep! I just wonder what sort of match it is going to be. In one corner we have an utter fake, whose sole claim to fame is faking buffalo charges so he can claim to be so brave, and at the same time shamelessly accusing all other professional hunters being cowards. He is ably supported by an agent who has absolutely no shame in lying through his nose, on a public forum. Selling fake hunts which bear no resemblance to what he describes. And in the opposite corner you have someone who is pointing to these pesky facts! | |||
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How much? Please follow the rules DRSS Searcy 470 NE | |||
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It might be the only way I would hunt a polar bear. I like warm weather waaaay better then cold!! | |||
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Sounded interesting, but Butchloc beat everyone to it and it's now booked. I wonder what caliber Mossberg you use on a Polar Bear? :-) | |||
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well Saeed on that one you hit up the best humourous thread for a while. i really loved it. but why CAR they had enough hard time on their own ... | |||
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Between this thread and Larry Shores thread giving away his grizzly hunt, today is a memorable day in the history of AR. | |||
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I am surprised that Cal has not weighed in, to remind us of the incredible talent of the hero he worships so much. After all, just imagine what it takes to get a polar bear for a deadly charge all the way to the CAR! Not many professional hunters alive today are capable of achieving that! In fact, it has never been done in history! The rest of us would most likely be relegated to Wish we have never been born, let alone not fit enough to walk in his well worn shoes! And Shawn reminding us of the number of emails he has received regarding this very unique polar bear hunt being conducted by Mark Sullivan on the ice, at -59 degrees Celsius, in the CAR! | |||
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Biebs, I will bring a Blaser for this hunt! | |||
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"Africa's White Death" | |||
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If Bieber is as obsessed with his Blaser as Walter is, at least he won't have problems where to aim. Roy set up the shooting sticks for Walter to shoot a zebra. Walter "Which one? Which one?" Roy "The stallion on the left!" Walter "Saeed, what do I aim for? A lack stripe or a white one?" The zebras took off I am not making this up, as in my experience nothing is beyond someone shooting a Blaser! | |||
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I might go.....if he has all color phases! | |||
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So confirm you are not taking this very seriously? ROYAL KAFUE LTD Email - kafueroyal@gmail.com Tel/Whatsapp (00260) 975315144 Instagram - kafueroyal | |||
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Who will remove the ear tags from the Polar Bear?? Jesus saves, but Moses invests | |||
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Apparently that honor is being given to one of Mark Sullivan's cheerleaders. There was some discussion of who was going to sedate the polar bear, but Mark would have none of it. He insisted on doing that himself, reminding everyone that HE has had a lot of experience doing that with buffalo. Some of his very vocal cheerleaders were hoping of getting this honor, but as we have experienced in the past, Mark definite does not to show that there is anyone with bigger balls than himself. The script is being finalized right now. It appears that Mark was taken aback by some of the new t4chnology that Hollywood uses in their latest blockbusters. You know, the ones where a man is shot with a 40 S&W, flies 10 feet in the air, through a windows and lands on the other side with a his head, both legs and one arm have been ripped off with that magic bullet. An CGI man has been employed by Mark, who wants show all the unworthy professional hunters who have been born in Africa, and have devoted their whole life to hunting. How PROFESSIONAL HUNTER MARK SULLIVAN, who the world has never known anyone like him, is going to shoot a charging polar bear with his newly modified 600 NITRO EXPRESS - because they do not make any bigger. The polar bear with fly backwards 18 meters, and land skinless. Mark Sullivan would like to claim back all the fame he had before Tarantino managed to take over that crown Stay tuned for more inside info on this incredible hunt! Aren't we all glad there is a LEAK in PROFESSIONAL HUNTER MARK SULLIVAN's camp | |||
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Saeed, hunters from all over the world are sitting around camp fires getting a good laugh at this. | |||
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Bloody hell Bill! Get your facts right! According to PROFESSIONAL HUNTER MARK SULLIVAN's worshippers, no one have heard of AR! All of us here are looking in the mirror and talking to ourselves! On the other hand, PROFESSIONAL HUNTER MARK SULLIVAN, the bravest man that has ever set foot in Africa, slayer of half dead, stoned, clueless buffalo that conveniently lay right in the open, for our hero to walk to them and ask them how they wish to die! (We all know he is lying of course, as the whole purpose of purposely wounding a buffalo and laying it right in the open is for him to kill it with his 600 Nitro Express - remember, they do not make any bigger. Another lie of course, as there is a 700 Nitro Express). The real question that we all want to have answer to is why has our hero gravitated to being a tag along tea boy ( alright, a VERY FAMOUS, tag along tea boy). So his presence can make all the difference to killing a pet cow with balls ( ear tags have already been removed, after the cow with balls have been sedated). We all know how famous he is. And let us never forget Shawn, his obedient agent, who has never gave up offering incredible hunting experiences, with PROFESSIONAL HUNTER MARK SULLIVAN! | |||
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