Howdy,

I am offering to AR members only a chance to collect all three species of bull mooses. The hunts are spot and stalk in a totally fair chase, wild and free, high fenced enclosure. We also offer baited hunts for the elusive and rare southern bull moose.

Hunters can expect a bull moose in the .5 to .8 Oz range for the Northern Arctic bull moose and before we let him out of his habitat, into the free and wild hunting enclosure he had a set of ears that will put him well into the Coone and Brocket record book. Before shrinkage he measured an incredible 1/4" net.

Here is an image of him taken on a game camera in the free and wild enclosure area.



We also have one forest bull moose available. this bull has shown signs of extreme aggression, he mauled one of our moose keepers last week causing him to need immediate medical care. The wound was so severe that he had to be treated with a spider man band aide and some peroxide. No joking guys this is some serious dangerous game! A full caliber double barreled moose gun is strongly suggested! Just look at the anger and hate in those eyes!!



And finally we have the rare and elusive Southern Bull Moose. Often called the "forest situtonga/bongo of the bull moose world". I know what you are thinking, why even bother, they are so elusive and difficult to hunt? Well we here at the Bull Moose Hunting Emporium have found a bait that brings them out. below is a rare and elusive photograph of a record book southern bull moose and we coaxed him out in the daylight. In fact we were able to get him to come out on a daily basis within easy shooting range of our blind.



All inclusive package.

$21,000

Extras,

Daily fee, $1200.00
Trophy fees, $4500.00 per moose
Food
Lodging
Transportation during and after and before the hunt.
Photographic fee's POR
Taxes and extras we decide to throw in.

Limited time offer.

Can the weapon of choice be of the feline persusation? And can one be rented?

Sir we have "feline" companionship for rent at the ranch.

Can I use a knife? Do you field dress and freeze the back straps? Taxidermy included?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!....

Is that a collar I see on that first moose?

You didn't mention Dip and Pack. I"m sure that is where the offer gets expensive.....always a catch!

I have a client wanting a specific size....can you dart and measure the skull and length of tail for him upon request?

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Originally posted by billinthewild:
Can I use a knife? Do you field dress and freeze the back straps? Taxidermy included?

Bill you can use a knife but has to be certified bull moose knife. You'll also have to pay extra for the rental of our bull moose hounds.
Taxedermy included? Are you nuts! we are trying to run a business here!!! Field dressing can be included at a nominal extra fee TBA after the conclusion of the hunt.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!....

Is that a collar I see on that first moose?

JWM,

It our policy to make sure that any bull mooses released into the wild and free enclosure have a GPS tracking collar installed. This is for client safety and OSHA compliance for our guides.

This is after all completely free range, wild and free enclosure hunting.

guides.

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Originally posted by Hunting For Adventure:
You didn't mention Dip and Pack. I"m sure that is where the offer gets expensive.....always a catch!

I have a client wanting a specific size....can you dart and measure the skull and length of tail for him upon request?

HFA,

Depending on the bull moose you choose to harvest there will be a nominal dip and pack fee TBA after the conclusion of the hunt.

There is no need to dart and measure the bull moose you choose to harvest they have all been PET scanned and measured via radiology techs. These are after all completely free range and wild bull mooses!

Guys if these hunts are to pricey for you tight wads, we also offer cull cow bull mooses hunts for a 10% discount! But these hunts go fast so send me a 90% cash deposit to hold your dates if interested.

Hmmm,sounds really tempting. But what's the catch? Cuz if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is!

You wouldn't happen to run this hunt through Jeff Blair, would you?

I can say with utmost certainty that we neither can confirm or deny that Jeff Blair is involved with this hunt. Furthermore we demand proof that Mr. Blair is involved with these truly adventurous, wild and free range bull moose hunts.

I hope that sufficiently answered your question.

Can I dart the mooses for a lower fee and have a plaster trophy made up?

Chet

Yes green bull moose hunts are available for a 5% discount.

U effen dizgust me. what did them pur little effen mooseys ever do to u? u must have a little effin pekker that u are cumpunsating for. why cant u buy ur effin mooseys ffom the effen grossery store like me an my effen friends effen doo.

Bill,

We give a 20% discount to any and all PETA members but you'll have to shoot three or more to qualify.

Could you put more distinctive ear tags on the "mooses" that are a little bigger and brighter, so that I don't incur additional trophy fees by inadvertently shooting the wrong moose?

Is it cheaper if we can do a 2 on one hunt
Larry

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Is it cheaper if we can do a 2 on one hunt
Larry

Yes Larry it's much cheaper. It is double the price of a 1 x 1.

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Originally posted by analog_peninsula:
Could you put more distinctive ear tags on the "mooses" that are a little bigger and brighter, so that I don't incur additional trophy fees by inadvertently shooting the wrong moose?

Of course and there will be an additional ear tagging fee TBA at the conclusion of the hunt.

How physical is this hunt? Can we shoot from the truck? Recovery could be a nightmare, do you use horses, ATV's, winches, etc? No way I'm carrying those out on nmy back.

1st photo, clearly photoshopped.
2nd photo, immature, only a novice would think this is a representative specie.
3rd photo - baited, I bet the fence is within spitting distance.

Seriously, take your canned mooseses hunt somewhere else.

BUYER BEWARE!

I did this hunt last year and still have not received my trophies! Surestrike is trying to give me some kind of BS about a 450 Rigby being too much gun for bull mooses, but I think he sold my trophies.

Methinks that cabin fever has set in

I understand that the PH on these hunts is Sark Mullivan, the guy who is well known for shooting his client's game? Is this true?

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Originally posted by Lhook7:
BUYER BEWARE!

I did this hunt last year and still have not received my trophies! Surestrike is trying to give me some kind of BS about a 450 Rigby being too much gun for bull mooses, but I think he sold my trophies.

Gentlemen the cat is out of the bag. It is true I have in fact sold Lhook7's capes and horns for a mighty sum, I might add. I have taken the money and gone on a sex tour in Thailand.

Please send your deposits in cash to my Thai PO Box which you can find on my website.

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1st photo, clearly photoshopped.
2nd photo, immature, only a novice would think this is a representative specie.
3rd photo - baited, I bet the fence is within spitting distance.

Wendell, you sir have a very good eye. We have received your deposit and are holding your hunt dates thank you for your repeat business!

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I understand that the PH on these hunts is Sark Mullivan, the guy who is well known for shooting his client's game? Is this true?

Unfortunately Mark is no longer with us. He was killed last season while allowing an enraged bull mooses decide how to die. It decided to live. Mark's body, as per his wishes, was used as bull mooses chow over the winter.

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How physical is this hunt? Can we shoot from the truck? Recovery could be a nightmare, do you use horses, ATV's, winches, etc? No way I'm carrying those out on nmy back.

Mr. Jilek,

Bull mooses hunts inside the wild a free enclosure area are not for men of weak constitution. It takes a man made of twisted steel, raw hide and iron willed determination to successfully hunt the bull mooses in my area. I suggest an extensive two year period of exercise, diet, and mental hardness training before booking a hunt with me for bull mooses. We will however be more than happy to accept a cash deposit to hold your future hunt dates sent to our Thai PO Box.

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Originally posted by Wendell Reich:
1st photo, clearly photoshopped.
2nd photo, immature, only a novice would think this is a representative specie.
3rd photo - baited, I bet the fence is within spitting distance.

Seriously, take your canned mooseses hunt somewhere else.

Plus lets add the 3rd one might be high fenced as well!

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Originally posted by Brian Clark:

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Originally posted by Wendell Reich:
1st photo, clearly photoshopped.
2nd photo, immature, only a novice would think this is a representative specie.
3rd photo - baited, I bet the fence is within spitting distance.

Seriously, take your canned mooseses hunt somewhere else.

Plus lets add the 3rd one might be high fenced as well!

Who cares? It's taking the pressure off of the wild population. If you don't like it....don't buy it.

surestrike
Do you except Zim Dollars.
Would be glad to pay double if you accept it.
Also would like to know do I need to train for that 1200 meter shots?
And because of the grave danger they could present do we need to use poison tipped ammo?
I will try to get a threesome Biebs , Monkeyhunter and my Self.
Thanks for your time and please post here the Po Address we need to send funds to.
Yours truly
Larry

This is some kind of hunt, boys, and I'm here to tell you that surestrike is as honest as the day is long in the land of the midnight sun. If he says it's true, you can take it to the bank that it just might be.

I didn't feel like runnin' into any fences, so we called the mooses in on my hunt. Just kept saying, "Meeska, Mooska, Mouseketeer," over and over, in a kind of pre-pubescent, Frankie Valli-type, high pitched voice, and the mooses came a-runnin' right up to the muzzles of our rifles.

Plus, as long as you're willing, and not cavity searched by the TSA, you can pretty much bring the trophies home with you on the plane.

As for rifles, well, a .177 Oxygen Express will git 'er done. Jump on this one, boys!

(P.S. - surestrike, you have a PM about that money you owe me.)

Do you do chocolate moose?

I had one running wild through my hunting camp last year causing all kinds of trouble.

I had to use a Victor Bull mooses trap to do him in. Lucky for me it killed him out right.

Because it was a DLP kill getting the game warden to take care of it was a real pain.

I really regret haveing a DLP kill its one less I can get paid for. But when lifes are at stake one does what one has to do.

Fairgame I hate to do this but the DLP was one of the few very rare chocolate mooses. It I only knew you wanted to pay the extra trophy fee of only $15000.00.

You could have charter a flight to take care of the trouble maker and save me the hassle of a DLP kill.

Then both of us would have been very happy.

Most important you shoot it , you eat it...

Mike

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Originally posted by retreever:
Most important you shoot it , you eat it...

Mike

Thats what the natives are for