You asked what a "twatwaffle" was, the post was closed, but here you go.
twatwaffle 315 up, 57 down
tswatwaffle (twat-wah-full): n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others. n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b. v.1 To ban; to totally pwn.
"That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle."
or...
"I was twatwaffled by @Blue-Six....it hurt, a lot."
by Binary Cobalt Hanakari Jul 9, 2005 share this
2. twatwaffle 216 up, 112 down
Complete idiot. Dipshit, assrod. You get the idea.
Bush voters are such twatwaffles..
by Miikro Jun 14, 2004 share this
3. twatwaffle 129 up, 70 down
when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.
When Jerri first heard of what getting a twatwaffle was, things just got real for her.

505,
Thank you.....I think. But now I have a new word for use at dinner parties with my inlaws.

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