Without a shadow of a doubt, the worst airport in Europe!

Funny how English airports run by Spanish companies are an utter disaster!

Just like Bloody Awful Airlines!

I was flying out of Ketchikan Alaska once and the pilot taxied the 727 to the end of the runway to scare a bear off the tarmac.

I can just see the fox running across the runway with hounds and horseman hot on its heels

I was chatting with a game warden once in Chicago when he received a call for all game wardens to report to the O'Hare with their rifles. There is a greenbelt next to the airport. When the deer get overpopulated they jump the fence and wonder onto the runways.

Saeed,
I'm surprised you post so many reports from the worst written left-wing newspaper in Britain. Is it merely a case of knowing your enemy?
If you insist on reading socialist rags you could at least read a well-written one like the Guardian. On the other hand, you could subscribe to The Telegraph and avoid the bunny-hugging anti-hunting commies altogether!
Happy New Year!

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Originally posted by the Pom:
Saeed,
I'm surprised you post so many reports from the worst written left-wing newspaper in Britain. Is it merely a case of knowing your enemy?
If you insist on reading socialist rags you could at least read a well-written one like the Guardian. On the other hand, you could subscribe to The Telegraph and avoid the bunny-hugging anti-hunting commies altogether!
Happy New Year!

I never even heard of the DM before.

Until an English friend of mine, who lied here for so many years, retired and moved to England.

I was talking to him about not finding any of the comedy shows nowadays very funny.

He agreed, and suggested I look at the DM in the morning.

He said just look at the headlines.

He is right.

Reality does not exists any more, as all the world's stupidity is displayed right there.

I think Heathrow is run by the same sort of people.

Why England subcontracts their major airports to a totally inefficient Spanish company is beyond me.

Just as they sold BA to the bull fighters too.

I would not touch anything run by the Spanish.

I landed in Amsterdam once, and the pilot apologized and said he hope there weren't any animal activists on the plane as they went through a flock of birds at landing. Then he opened the door and you could see a bunch of red splashes on the windows.