Make sure you have a valid passport!

I would ban this sort of stupid idiot from flying for LIFE!

Agree but unfortunately I wouldn't be able to contain myself if confronting someone like her, a good punch in the face would bring her to her senses or knees.

We were on a flight from London to Dubai.

A very obnoxious passenger in First Class was drunk, and making a fool of himself.

The cabin staff said they couldn't do much because he was a VIP.

After a while I had enough.

Walked up to him, and said "Listen you little DICKHEAD! One word out of your mouth, and I can GUARANTEE you will need an ambulance when you land! You are a Very Important ARSEHOLE!"

He never uttered a word.

The purser came over to say thank you!

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Originally posted by Saeed:
We were on a flight from London to Dubai.

A very obnoxious passenger in First Class was drunk, and making a fool of himself.

The cabin staff said they couldn't do much because he was a VIP.

After a while I had enough.

Walked up to him, and said "Listen you little DICKHEAD! One word out of your mouth, and I can GUARANTEE you will need an ambulance when you land! You are a Very Important ARSEHOLE!"

He never uttered a word.

The purser came over to say thank you!

Can anyone say Anger management No fly list, Moran

quote:

Originally posted by Saeed:
Make sure you have a valid passport!

I would ban this sort of stupid idiot from flying for LIFE!

quote:

We were on a flight from London to Dubai.

A very obnoxious passenger in First Class was drunk, and making a fool of himself.

The cabin staff said they couldn't do much because he was a VIP.

After a while I had enough.

Walked up to him, and said "Listen you little DICKHEAD! One word out of your mouth, and I can GUARANTEE you will need an ambulance when you land! You are a Very Important ARSEHOLE!"

He never uttered a word.

The purser came over to say thank you!

Damn, Saeed, you're the one! That would have been historical (and hysterical) to see!

Be a bitch being married to her.

Grizz

First time I have ever got on a plane I was 16.

And I have been travelling extensively ever since.

Never had any problems at all.

In fact, I had some fantastic time flying, and I still do.

Problem nowadays is at bloody airports where one has to stop from doing physical damage to some of the morons that work there.

On a BOAC - that British Overseas Airline - flight from Dubai to London.

VC10.

I was the only passenger in First Class.

Got served drinks by a man.

The pretty girls were serving at the back.

I called the purser and asked him for some paper, because I wanted to write a complaint to the management.

Poor guy wasn't sure what what was going on, and asked what the problem was.

Told him non of his business, it is a bad management decision.

He brings me paper and an envelop.

I wrote a letter to headquarters.

Basically asking why me, in First Class, being served by a waiter, while all the pretty girls were serving low paying passengers.

I gave him the letter, without putting it in the envelope.

Told him to read it and seal it.

A few minutes later the captain comes back, laughing.

He said he wished all problems brought to him were this easy to solve.

My lunch was served by two very pretty, giggling, girls from the back.

I can imagine the untold misery I would endure from all the accusations of every ISM under the sun I would get today if I did this!

This was in the 1960's.