I was in Namibia through Dec. helping my friend Johnny Schickerling on his ranch while he was recovering from shoulder surgery. For Christmas he gave me a Vice Grip an electronic cattle imoblizer. It was in a small plastic tool box with a solid battery and circit board and wire and clamps. Looked like a bomb. I put it in my shipthrough Cabella bag and tied a weird knot on the zipper string to tell if it had been opened. When I got back to Texas the knot was the same, no one even looked at it. Now that is SCARY. Evident possible bomb and no one looked.

ya but TSA still wants to feel you up before you can travel

My guess is Schickerling gave you the standard model.

TSA would have opened your luggage if it had been the SAVET Vicegrip Immobiliser with RECTAL PROBE!

No worry, he had the rectal probe in his carry-on. Never leaves home without it!!!!

It was the one with the probe. Think I'll try it on my girlfriend.

Let us know how that works out won't ya'.


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All TSA agents now carry their own "rectal probe" as part of standard equipment.. no worries there

Yeah. Index fingers.

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Originally posted by catosilvaje:
It was the one with the probe. Think I'll try it on my girlfriend.

DAMN ; aren't those things meant to immobilize cattle for branding and the like? Now, the questions arise, why do you need to immobilize your girl? Are you going to brand her? Are you too......? Oh dear, the mind boggles.

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Originally posted by catosilvaje:
It was the one with the probe. Think I'll try it on my girlfriend.

good luck with that!!!