Hippos!

I wonder if he had to pay excess for all the lard that was being carried!

Next time he should book a seat in the cargo compartment in which the airlines fly livestock.

I was just logging in here to post that article. As I read it, the first thing that came to my mind was; Saeed's two favorite travel issues, fat passengers and British Air!

passenger needed to book 3 seats in coach.

however the airlines do not do that.

+1

How fat are you that they have to remove the seat door and get a Hoyer lift to get you out of a seat? Too fat to fly. I feel bad for anyone that morbidly obese.

Talking of fat.

I was flying out of Hobby airport in Houston Texas in the early 80’s.

I just brought some passengers back, and walking through the airport to our flight school.

The head of the school had heart problems and usually had cottage cheese and raisins for lunch.

It was lunch.

At the ice cream place, so somebody who gave me an idea.

The man was so fat, he looked like he had no neck.

The head just sat on his shoulders.

His arms stuck almost horizontally out of his body.

He was ordering an ice cream, and was giving spec instructions to the girl behind the counter.

The ice cream was being built - yes, built - on a gigantic biscuit cone.

It was something I have not seen before.

The cone hand a base, and four large open tops!

He had the girl put different flavors in each cone, topped with all sorts of additions.

I stood there waiting.

He got his ice cream and went off.

Asked the girl I wanted the same!

She asked if I was serious!??

Got the ice cream and went as fast as I could to the flight school.

Had to lick whatever was melting, but got there with plenty left.

Sure enough, the boss was having his usual lunch.

One look at me as I stood in front of him, and stopped eating.

“You BASTARD!”

All he said!