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I got a call from Berit and Bill Pace this morning. They have asked me to post this email from them. I am sure this has been discussed before. FYI


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To all SCI members and other hunters,

My husband Bill Pace and I booked (on line) a flight through Heathrow, London onward to Johannesburg, then to Harare, Zimbabwe to hunt buffalo, on Sept. 17th. About a month ago we heard rumors that we might have problems at Heathrow due to our firearms. We called the airlines; they said everything was OK. We contacted the British Consulate; they knew of no problems. Our PH in Zim. said that since we were in transit, there should be no problems.

Yesterday we spoke with a travel agent we trust, Linda Schrader, Falcon Travel, Inc, San Antonio,TX Tlf. 210 479 9895, lacarroll@earthlink.net . She contacted the official at Heathrow who deals with this issue, Mr. Bob Nagra of PDQ Freight Ldt, bob@pdq.uk.com
tlf. 011 44 1784 262652. I quote his reply: "There is an EU and UN embargo on travellers taking sporting weapons to Zimbabwe. Hence we are unable to assist with any clients travelling to this destination."

I called Mr. Nagra this morning to confirm the email. He told me, in no uncertain terms, that our rifles would be confiscated the moment they arrives at Heathrow, and that we would most likely never see them again! He also informed me that "There are other places to hunt in Africa" and started naming off other areas. "Nobody needs to go to Zimbabwe". When I explained that the tickets were bought; the safari booked and paid for, his responce was that nobody should go there and support Mugabe.

I explained that we had contacted the various airlines and that they had assured us that there would be no problems since we were in transit. His reply: "They don't know the rules and Heathrow officials do!" They would always be able to tell when a firearm arrived, because it was written in the tickets. Then I asked him if we had a round trip to Joburg only, and get separate tickets Joburg - Harare, would our rifles be safe then? His response was: "You can bring rifles through Heathrow if your destination is Joburg, but I would know you are flying on to Zim, and I could not meet you". When I told him I would be glad to pay any kind of fee to have the rifles tranferred from one aircraft to another, he informed me that no money in the world would make him change his mind; he was doing his job and did not want to lose his license. Then he said: "This conversation is going nowhere!" and he hung up on me!

Because of all the confusion and fear of loosing our rifles, we felt it was necessary to buy new tickets today and make last minute changes for arrival arangements in Zim. Not only has it caused us unnecessary expense, but a lot of frustration and worry as well. I feel it is important that future travellers are informed and avoid goint through Heathrow if they are bringing firearms. It might also be an idea to check if the same rules apply to other EU nations. If one has to transit through an EU country, it might be better to buy a separate ticket to Zimbabwe.

I am taking my late husband Finn Aagaar'd famous .375 to try to kill buffalo # 50 taken with that rifle; my husband is bringing his 1893 Jeffrey .500 BPE. You can easily imagine that we would not like to see these firearms ending up in some little back office at Heathrow to be destroyed.

We are only thankful we found out in time!
Happy hunting to all, shoot straight.

Berit Aagaard Pace,



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Sorry Berit and Bill are dealing with this.

I know they were looking forward to this trip.


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Note this was "booked on line" - Travel Agents familiar with African travel would have known for years that in order to fly thru UK to Zimbabwe, one must ticket to South Africa, then obtain separate tickets for the flight from Joburg to Zimbabwe.

Rusty certainly a good reminder [warning] as people look to avoid flying thru South Africa next year.

Glad they got it all worked out, and hope they have a good trip.
 
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The entire EU have had an arms embargo to Zinbabwe for many years. The UK enforce it for sporting firearms as well and some other EU countries choose to be more flexible and may allow sporting firearms to travel.

See Zimbabwe here: http://www.shakariconnection.c...ort-regulations.html

I'll add that the firearms are not confiscated, they're just not permitted to travel and the owner can reclaim the firearms from customs on his way back. Also all the airlines have their own firearms regulations etc including details of arms embargos on their websites.

I'm sorry to hear the hunter concerned had problems but had they done their research properly, they'd have found out about the restrictions well before travel. They have after all been in force for some considerable (probably about 10) years.

I'm also suprised the outfitter was unaware of the situation.

I'll add that don't you just love people like Mr Nagra who have the arrogance to assume they have the God given right to tell complete strangers how they should spend their money and where they should travel!

Reminds me of that famous quote from Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn which said:

One can build the Empire State Building, discipline the Prussian army, make a state hierarchy mightier than God, and yet fail to overcome the unaccountable superiority of certain human beings. Roll Eyes






 
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No offense intended but this is not new.
 
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Oh if only all persons on earth were as well informed as Steve.
 
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Oh if only all persons on earth were as well informed as Steve.


The UN arms embargo is nothing new and has been in force for probably over 10 years.

Bearing in mind that in a few months time, I'll have been in the hunting safari business for 30 years it's not really that suprising that I've learned a thing or two in that time. Roll Eyes

You're not related to that Mr Nagra in London by any chance are you? rotflmo






 
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Steve, when do you find time to hunt as you lurk here most of the time. We don't see most of the people in the business during the season. Inquiring minds wonder about this fact.
 
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Then enquiring minds should read my posts more carefully. If they did, they'd find out that I'm:

A. Semi retired from the field and now only hunt with old clients/friends who I've hunted with in the past and want to hunt with in the future.

B. Hope to be pretty much fully retired from the field in the not too distant future.

C. Have had other guys working for/with me/us for some considerable number of years.

D. The owner of something called an RB Gan which allows satellite internet access from anywhere in the world, including anywhere in the bush.

Even when fully retired from the field, I'll still run the company but may possibly widen my horizons and also broaden the company activities as well...... actually, that seems to be happening already but more by accident than intent.

All that said, inquiring minds might be interested to know that I can't envision a time when I'll just sit back and do bugger all. even with age and arthritis (actually, especially arthritis) sneaking up on me, I'm far too restless/impatient to do nothing.






 
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Are there any restrictions on advertising on these forums-ie, signing with e-mail addresses
and web sites? There should be!
 
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My email addy is available in my profile page.
But then again that's not the issue is it? Eeker Big Grin


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Are there any restrictions on advertising on these forums-ie, signing with e-mail addresses
and web sites? There should be!


Why?

The site owner who very graciously sponsors the site entirely out of his own pocket has decided to permit free advertising etc.

If you visit the hunts offered forum, you'll even find no end of hunts on special offer which can only benefit both hunters and outfitters alike.

If it's OK with him, what right does anyone else have to contradict that decision?

I guess if you disagree with him, you could always take it up with him.






 
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so, make it simple; don't travel thru Europe enroute to Africa anywhere any time. Just advise them you are choosing to spend your money where hunters are considered valuable customers. Who else travels as much as hunters do?
I can't feel too sorry for them, England has been anti-firearms, and most other civil rights for decades. If any of the EU government officials were dying of thirst and I had to walk ten feet to piss down their collective throats...
Good News!! New governments are going to be elected. Socialist bastards!!

Thomas Jefferson once said the US has the second worst form of government in the world. Fortunately, every other country is tied for first.

A pox on all their houses.

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Are there any restrictions on advertising on these forums-ie, signing with e-mail addresses
and web sites? There should be!

For staters--
you could--

Start your own website --
generate your own rules--

Besides what is the matter with telling people what you do and how to find you??

Particularly if ALL members can--
what is the issue that disturbs you??


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IF I am elected President of the USA in the next election ALL of this would change.

IF necessary, I would NUKE London, for sure Mugabe, and a "few" other places as well.

Hunters would benefit. Big Grin

PS. flights WOULD go from the USA DIRECTLY into Safari countries, as I would NUKE Joberg as well.

PS Afton House, would not be affected,[Surigical Strikes], so after a few weeks, plains game Safaris in South Africa would not be effected.

ALSO, elephant ivory from Mozambique would be importable.

As would Polar Bears from Canada, there is no shortage...

Also Wolves in the USA would have the same "rules" as Mountain Lions in Texas...

NO closed season... No bag limit...


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PS, I would make a "few" phone calls overseas, and if necessary a "few" bombing runs, and Gasoline would be fifty cents a gallon.

There would be NO illegal aliens in the USA.


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Good to see that tolerance is still alive and well in the colonies rotflmo
 
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Good to see that tolerance is still alive and well in the colonies rotflmo


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Mind you perhaps a little something dropped on the Houses of Parliament to sort out that turncoat wanker Gordon Brown and the rest of those snout in the trough, chinless wonder pillocks might not go amiss! Wink






 
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If the Brit Police get their grubby mitts on your guns you won't want to get them back.
I have seen what happens to them while in custody and it AIN'T PRETTY!!!

Ps. have a little patience with the Yanks, in case you haven't heard they have a Half Black Liberal running things just now, and it seems to chafe a bit.
Also the correct term is " One Eyed Scottish turncoat wanker Gordon Brown"


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Clarkson for PM!!!!! rotflmo






 
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Honestly... you'd think our american cousins would show more gratitude. After all, if it wasn't for us Brits they'd all be speaking French. Seven Years War 1763 etc etc... fishing Smiler


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Honestly... you'd think our american cousins would show more gratitude. After all, if it wasn't for us Brits they'd all be speaking French. Seven Years War 1763 etc etc... fishing Smiler


I hate to imagine how they would have screwed the French language, if the way they have screwed the Queens English to go by clap


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Perhaps you forget--
many of the colonists that fought the American Revolution in 1776 , fought the French and Indian War First.

Then decided they wanted no foreign Crown in control--
English or French.

Faites vous comprenez?


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Thankyou gentlemen, I got more laughs out of this thread, than any in the humor forum...what was the original subject?


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Yeah, we fought in the French and Indian War as a warm-up to then kicking ass on the English, where we taught and showed them how to really fight, and all of this was done, can you believe it, with just 13 small colonies. David vs. Goliath for sure. (That's why any prior reference here on AR to us "American Philistines" completely missed the boat as to who the real Philistines and the real Goliath really were) Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
 
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Hear hear to the Queen's language! And her beautiful ladies!

 
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Je parle français très bien. Wink

But not the tea-drinking, crumpet-and-cucumber-sandwich-eating, nancy-speak that is more commonly called the Queen's English.

Having said that, I do readily admit that the Queen's English is more manly than the King's used to be!

I prefer Scouse!

And what's more, to return to the original rant, if I were National Security Advisor, I would strongly recommend the use of neutron bombs.

They kill all the wankers, but spare from total destruction all of the quaint historical piles and monuments to past glory. Big Grin


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let us not forget if it were not for us foul speaking americans All of europe and the UK would be speaking German


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let us not forget if it were not for us foul speaking americans All of europe and the UK would be speaking German


We got one!

Jeff remind me exactly when the Germans were going to invade the UK. Then remind me exactly when Hitler declared war on the US. Smiler


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Honestly... you'd think our american cousins would show more gratitude. After all, if it wasn't for us Brits they'd all be speaking French. Seven Years War 1763 etc etc... fishing Smiler


I hate to imagine how they would have screwed the French language, if the way they have screwed the Queens English to go by clap


Ill informed nonsense as usual. We'd be speaking French because the French owned most of the country before 1800. The "Queens English" is some sort of neander-cave English evolved (minimally) and tortured by inbred smash-faced snaggle toothed islanders. The primary problem with the UK is they're in possesion of only three sets of chromosomes on the floating ratberg, one of which is Pakistani and another is sheep!! Consider that REAL ENGLISH is a GERMANIC language which little resembles the manure spoken by the bulk of Modern Angloland. Think that about overs it eh ...??

Steve? Something to add ...?? Big Grin

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Mate, Germanic or otherwise we Brits are still happy we were able to loan it to you guys to butcher! sofa

As for the rest, hey, I chose to leave Pudding Island and go to live in a country where the sun shines and political correctness rarely raises it's ugly head........ so maybe we're not too far apart huh? rotflmo






 
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How are things in the Land Down-Over Mate ...??

One thing you gotta love about Anglos is they can take a wallop upside the head and laugh it off ... Frogs would have declared war over my previous statement ... plus you'ns still make the best booze!!

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Life's fine here but I could do with some bugger inventing a 48 hour day and staff that have s few more brain cells to rub together, so I don't have to watch them so bloody closely! Roll Eyes

I reckon the sweaties (cockney rhyming slang for the Scots) make the best booze!

As for your last comment, I wish someone would explain that to the ATC guys at Nelspruit/KMIA who seem to think that Afrikaans is the lingua franca of local aviation! homer






 
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IF I am elected President of the USA in the next election ALL of this would change.

IF necessary, I would NUKE London, for sure Mugabe, and a "few" other places as well.

Hunters would benefit. Big Grin "Surgical strike" rotflmo

PS. flights WOULD go from the USA DIRECTLY into Safari countries, as I would NUKE Joberg as well.

PS Afton House, would not be affected,[Surigical Strikes], so after a few weeks, plains game Safaris in South Africa would not be effected.

ALSO, elephant ivory from Mozambique would be importable.

As would Polar Bears from Canada, there is no shortage...

Also Wolves in the USA would have the same "rules" as Mountain Lions in Texas...

NO closed season... No bag limit...
 
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IF I am elected President of the USA in the next election ALL of this would change.

IF necessary, I would NUKE London, for sure Mugabe, and a "few" other places as well.

Hunters would benefit. Big Grin

PS. flights WOULD go from the USA DIRECTLY into Safari countries, as I would NUKE Joberg as well.

PS Afton House, would not be affected,[Surigical Strikes], so after a few weeks, plains game Safaris in South Africa would not be effected.

ALSO, elephant ivory from Mozambique would be importable.

As would Polar Bears from Canada, there is no shortage...

Also Wolves in the USA would have the same "rules" as Mountain Lions in Texas...

NO closed season... No bag limit...
"Surgical strike" would that be a Blue one
 
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An Aussie friend sent me this a while ago and it made me laught my socks off....... hope you enjoy it!

To the citizens of the United States of America
from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA therefore not be able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

(You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'


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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist,then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. Australian beer is also acceptable, as Australia is pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

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11. You will cease playing American football. there are only three kinds of proper football; one you call soccer, Australian Rules and rugby (dominated by the Australians). Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the Australians (again World dominators) first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

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13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)!

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