After reading the topics on nightmare travel,it reminded me of a story I heard once. A guy was walking the beach and there lay a genie bottle so he picks it up and rubs it once. Out pops the genie saying I will give you one wish. So the fellows says to him I always wanted to go to Hawaii but I am scared of flying so can you build me a road to it so I can drive ? The genie says man alive isn't there something else I can do for you ,you know what it would take to build a road out there ? The fellow thinks a minuite and says well Ive been married three times tell me how to understand a woman. The genie says How Many Lanes Do You Want !

Ain't it the truth!