Saeed,
"Lands right in camp" - that's perfect !
Just as the video says, the man is an innovator.
When do you intend to book your flights ?

You can question lots of things here, but he no doubt has a full set of stones.

I have sent the link to Emirates Purchasing Department.

They are looking for competitors to Boeing and Airbus.

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Originally posted by Saeed:
I have sent the link to Emirates Purchasing Department.

They are looking for competitors to Boeing and Airbus.

I can't wait to see the luxury version, can probably steer it!

Saeed that is positively hilarious. I can't stop laughing...

Reminds me of when we were young.

Building canoes out of cut up 4 gallon tin cans!

They have about an inch of clearance above the water, but that did not stop us rowing them a mile or more off shore to fish!

The number of times they sank, and we had to swim back to shore, did not stop us building another one!

Or the day we decided to build a canon using a steel pipe and gun powder we got from fireworks, and using marbles as ammo!

My father used to ask “are you lot intent in never giving up on ways of committing suicide”.

Obviously we did not try hard enough, as all of us are still breathing!

I had no idea that United Airlines had franchised to Tanzania.Good for them!

I still can't stop laughing. Positively the funniest damn thing I have seen in a long time.

You need your own cable TV show in the US Saeed.

We watch youtube videos of Redneck fails.

Some of my friends say "a shame we did not have video cameras then. Those idiots look rather tame compared with what we did"

So I have got to ask... was Walter involved in this aircraft as some sort of consultant?

WALTER had nothing to do with this one.

If he had, even the truck transporting it would have broken down!

He is in a bit of a quandary right now.

He has a smart phone, which keeps calling me without him knowing!!??

He absolutely refuses to believe me, until I show him the calls!

Good to see British Airways is branching out to Tanzania, doesn't look like the same class of service that Emirate's offers'.

The inventor of that 'plane' has to be the brother of Walter from another mother. Damn, I miss regular stories of Walter from Saeed.

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Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
The inventor of that 'plane' has to be the brother of Walter from another mother. Damn, I miss regular stories of Walter from Saeed.

OK, here is the latest one.

Walter got himself a brand new, ultra sophisticated hearing aid - not sure what number this one is, but he had quite a few before, all ending being lost or broken.

He came over in the evening to watch a soccer match and have dinner with us, as several other friends did too.

He could not hear what other were says, so I asked him "where is your hearing aid?"

"It has no battery"

"How come it ran out of battery just now?"

"It didn't. It ran out of battery a few days ago"

"Why did you not replace the battery?"

"I did not have the time. And stop bothering me!"

By now everyone was laughing.

"I bet you have your hearing aid with you right now, despite the fact that it does not work!"

He had a small white metal box in his hands - it is what those small, mint flavored breath fresheners come in. He has his hearing aid in the box!!

The hearing aid does not work, and he is carrying it around - see what I mean? How he manages to lose things.

We had dinner and everybody went home.

In the morning I found a message in my phone from him that he had forgotten his hearing aid in my house.

What happened was he left it in a tray which had his left over ice cream bowl, another bowl with left over popcorn, and assorted shells from nuts he had eaten in the evening.

The lady cleaning in the morning chucked everything in the rubbish bin

We had to go and empty the bin, and try to find his non operative hearing aid.

Did I mention the time he forgot his garage remote control in my house?

Any normal person keeps the remote in his car, not even taking it into his own house.

Not Walter.

He brought it to my house, got out of his car, and left it here.

When I asked him why, he said "Saeed, you ask too many silly questions!"

I have to ask....

What is a SERIOUS question for Walter?

What a death trap!!! On second thought, it will never get off the ground.

I thought it was funny the reporter mentioned the builder, "has no background in aviation engineering". No shit!!

I thought the guy welding without a helmet was interesting.