Okay I love the female form and on the humor forum a post got me thinking about a word I occasionally use. "declivities" as in "the well worn material of her jeans clung to the declivities of her loins."

Here's the question did anyone see the 40 something bombshell that I saw? The declivities of her loins (cameltoe to some) was um--intriguing to say the very least.

The brother in law was also suitably impressed.

the chef

If you don't have a picute pal... yer just stirrin' the pot.

Here's proof I rushed through that show way too fast! I never spotted her.

ps: not only are you the skinniest chef I have ever seen, you are certainly the most eloquent. (yes Gates, including you! )

Cheers,
Canuck

You guys want "declivities", go to an English horse show and check out the new style riding breeches. Very "form-fitting" if you know what I mean.

Men are pigs.

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Originally posted by Mauser98:
Men are pigs.

Thank God.

Cobra, you would find that even funnier if you met Mauser98! derf

Let me get this straight, you guys went to the biggest gun show in western Canada and found time to ogle girls ???? The only ones I noticed was the tall female collector of antique firearms against the south wall, who was giving an educated dissertation to some bystander and all the fat assed broads getting another fix of greasy burgers at the concession, while I was scouting for Chef. If he is really that thin, I can understand how I mised him in the crowd.
Grizz

No matter where you go there are girls to check out. Hell that's why I let the wife drag me to church...to check out the little hottie Catholic girls. Grizz...I could teach you a lot about "bird watching" I'm a pro.

I'm also not that skinny, damned doctor says I'm 30 lbs overweiht.

Yeah, I am into the 'eye candy' as well. I thought I would grow out of the rubbernecking, but I never did. Instead,The older I get the more there is to appreciate. I am not a pig or a jerk about it, I do have some class.

Calgarychef,
It is funny you bring up church.

I was in Red Deer one winter taking a saddle coarse and I went to church with the people that were putting me up. WOW! Afterwards, talking to my wife on the phone, I told her that there was more skin and tight clothes in that church than I have seen in any night club.
I mention it to the church goer that I went with and he disagreed. I said to him," come on! If I can see the crack of some chick's ass that is standing in front of me, then she is not wearing enough"
Not like I really cared what she was wearing. That church was too much to handle. I was going dizzy in the place.

I'll stop there.


Daryl

Yukoner,

You want some real fun? I don't think there is one in Whitehorse but, when you are traveling someday, wander into a Greek Orthodox church one Sunday! When I was growing up, I don't remember praying as much as fantasizing during services. Surprisingly, it doesn't have to be a big parish either. I went to Easter services in my village last weekend and with only 200 permanent residents it was the same story as back home...LOTS of skin!

Best,

John

We could set up a research group and get federal funding to determine....how many men fantasize about the women they see while in church

the chef

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Originally posted by calgarychef1:
We could set up a research group and get federal funding to determine....how many men fantasize about the women they see while in church

the chef

I think we're all going to Hell.

Hi Calgarychef1,
To get back to the original observation,was this lass of a dark haired persuasion,brown eyes and a butt you could crack an egg on?

As I said

She was tallish (to me!) strawberry blonde hair. She was into western stuff as she was buying spurs-which by the way she could have used on me.

the chef