1.Double rifles appreciate in value as they get older
2.You can take an 80 year old double to the range and people will still env
y you
3.If their is something wrong with your double ,there is someone on Earth who can fix it !
4.You can use your double for what it was designed for, and it wont say ''Is that all you want me for ''?
5.You can admire other doubles and fondle them ,with out getting into trouble
6.You can always sell it,if you dont like it, and actually make a profit
7.Its actually good for something
8.You know all that money wasnt spent for nothing
9.You can kill something with it and it doesnt make you feel guilty about it
10.it never gets fat ,ugly ,and tempermental the older it gets
11.If it does annoy you ,you can lock it in the cupboard indefinitely
12.It has no inlaws to answer to

Most important one is that double rifles are much, much cheaper the women!!

And with my double rifle,I'm happy being around it every single day,no exceptions.

A Double works that same way every day of the month.

And they can be as unpredictable and contrary as any woman known to man.

Dave

nopride2
You are sometimes correct. However with a little time you can figure even a finiky double rifle out.
Once you do it stays "figured out". NOT true of women.