Sven & Ole were looking forward to their annual fishing trip.
One day before departure, Ole told Sven, "Sven, I am really sorry but I promised Lena I would spend this weekend with her!"
Sven was upset, of course but decided to make the best of the situation and went fishing by himself.
On Friday afternoon he pulled into the campsite at the lake, and there was Ole, kicked back in his chair with his feet up by the fire sipping a beer.
"Ole, what the hell, I thought you were staying home with Lena!"
"Well, it was like this Sven. This morning Lena said, Ole I am in the bedroom, come here!
Then she said, Ole take my clothes off. So, yah, I took all Lena's clothes off.
Then she said, take these ropes and tie me to the bed, so I tied her down, real tight!
And Sven, next she said, Ole do what ever you want!"

That will cost him big time.