A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds

a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict kisses her neck,

then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,
this guy has probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain, do whatever he tells you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets
angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. "I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're hot, and asked if we have
any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. "I
love you, too."