Mr. + Mrs. MacDougal went over the Mr. Mrs. Macavity's to play a game of bridge. During the game Mr. Macdougal + it leaning over to pick it up, noticed Mrs. Macavity with her legs spread + no panties on. When he got back she gave him, a wink, + later said, "If you liked what you saw, come by tomorrow with $50.00 + you can have all you want. So he did. That night, Mr. Macavity comes in a flurry + says, "Has McDougal been by here today + gave you $50.00?" She shrivels like a snail on salt, thinking that (he knows all) so admits feebly yes, to which he replies, "Good, he borrowed $50.00 from me this morning + said he would leave it with you.