Walt, at 85 years
old, always wanted a pair of soft
spike golf shoes like
Freddie Couples. So, seeing some
on sale after his round, he bought
bought them.

He was so delighted with his
purchase, he decided to
wear them home to show the
misses.

Walking proudly into the
house, he sauntered into
the kitchen and said to
his wife, "Notice
anything different about me?"

Sue at age 83 looked him over
and replied, "Nope."

Frustrated as all get out,
Walt stormed off into
the bathroom, undressed and
walked back into the
kitchen completely naked
except for the new golf
shoes.

Again he asked Sue, a little
louder this time,
"Notice anything different NOW?"

Sue looked up and said in her
best deadpan response, "Walt,
what's different? It's
hanging down today, it
was hanging down yesterday,
and it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow.

Furious, Walt yells out, "AND
DO YOU KNOW WHY
IT'S HANGING DOWN, SUE?
"Nope. Not a clue", she
replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE
IT'S LOOKING AT
MY NEW GOLF SHOES!

Without missing a beat old
Sue replies, "You shoulda
bought a new hat.

Been married a while,have'nt they?