A stranger comes into an old west town + goes into the saloon + sidles up to this old guy who is being harrassed by the other patrons. The youngster asks him why? And the old man begins his diatribe; I was the 1st one in this territory + blazed all the trails to form roads. Then I killed all the bears + cougers around here that might attack the new settlers. Then when they arrived with their livestock I was the one who killed off all the wolves to save their animals. Everything that I have done for this community has been forgotten, but suck one dick...

Not that it matters but I forgot to put in the part where he also killed all the comanches, WTH, it's a joke.