'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land,the patriots were hiding thier guns in the sand.The burp guns were hung in the chimney with care,,in fear that the T-men soon would be there.Hand grenades nestle,,all snug'neath the beds with satchel and platters,all safe from the feds.The comp-c and det cord and tools for the sapper were hidden in baggies 'neath the old crapper.(near belts for the browning with each round in place and six-packs of napalm and chemical mace)The m-2 carbines and grease guns with ammo were stashed with the crossbow and a slingshot by wham-o.The blueprints for thompsons and improvised weapons were waiting for use if the day ever happens.A years worth of bourbon and ceegars and snuice were next to the hand cuffs and hangmans noose.The silencer coupling
(they greased it and oiled it)was stashed 'neath the water in the tank of the toilet.The matchheads and primers for things that go boom,,,were hid in the basket in mom's sewing room.Boobytrap switches and fuse for the rockets,,were ready for action when pulled from the light sockets.The depth charge and land mines were hid in the attic,,by the 30 shot rifle that goes automatic.Bazookas and mortars and trip flares and such were hidden in the kitchen,,in the glass front hutch. The tear gas and pepper to cause federal quandry were stashed 'neath the tide on the shelf in the laundry.The bear traps and barbed wire and dead falls and briars were safe in the alley 'neath stacks of old tires. The ground glass and poison and acid and darts,,were safe in the garage all marked "bike parts". When Federal clause came with his warrant and sleigh,,,to sack all the goodies before came the day,,,,He found only doilies and sweetness and light,,and left the troops smiling and ready to fight.,,,,,,,,,,I picked this up at a gunshow during the clinton era,,I think close to the ruby ridge incident,,When the "fun" guns were pulling a premium,,Anyhoos,just a reminder of the attitude during the clinton era,Though I'm thinking this is what our people in iraq are facing,,Say a prayer for them,Clay