1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but
the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal
is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never
need surgery!)

3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!Shit
I would have been dead long ago)

5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege
of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is
expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a
minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes
close to this?)

6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)

7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,England - but only in
tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, itis illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time. (This was a big enough problem
that they had to pass this law?)

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ...
( Not as great as Guam, though!! )

I WANT THAT GUAM JOB!! WHERE DO I SIGN UP?? HELL I'D EVEN GO JUST FOR THE TRAINING............

THE 2ND AMENDMENT PROTECTS US ALL...........

Think I'll head over to England and buy some fish.

THE POST DON'T SAY THEY ARE PAPER BAGGERS. IT JUST SAYS IT'S ILLEGAL FOR VIRGINS TO GET MARRIED.

ARE CHICKS BIG IN GUAM??