>>>>>>>>>>> THE HYPNOTIST IN THE SENIOR CITIZENS CENTER
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It was entertainment day at the senior citizen's
>>>>>>>>center and the Amazing
>>>>>>>> Claude was topping the bill. People came from
>>>>>>>>miles around to see the famed
>>>>>>>> hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the
>>>>>>>>front of the meeting room, he
>>>>>>>> announced,: "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two
>>>>>>>>or three people up here
>>>>>>>> to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize
>>>>>>>>each and every member of the audience."
>>>>>>>> The excitement was almost electric as Claude
>>>>>>>>withdrew a beautiful antique
>>>>>>>> pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to
>>>>>>>>keep your eye on this
>>>>>>>> antique watch. It's a very special watch. It has
>>>>>>>>been in my family for six generations."
>>>>>>>> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth
>>>>>>>>while quietly
>>>>>>>> chanting: "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch
>>>>>>>>the watch..." The crowd
>>>>>>>> became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
>>>>>>>>forth, light gleaming off its
>>>>>>>> polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes
>>>>>>>>followed the swaying watch,
>>>>>>>> until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's
>>>>>>>>fingers and fell to the
>>>>>>>> floor, breaking into 100 pieces.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "SHIT!" said the hypnotist...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It took three days to clean up the senior
>>>>>>>>citizen's center
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>

That is the best joke I've read in a long while!

I like that one!

Me too.