O.K. this has been posted before but for those who have'nt' heard' it. Gent was sitting in a pub + noticed two rather hefty women conversing at an adjastiant table.Being friendly + noticed their odd accent he asked the 2 ladies if they were from Scotland.The biggest spouted off " That's Wales you idiot!"The guy says,"I'm sorry,are you whales from Scotland?"Word is that he should be out of I.C. in about 2 weeks.