Guy walks into a bar, sits down and calls for the bartender. Asks for a shot of whiskey. Drinks it down quickly. Motions towards the shot glass. Bartender refills it. Drinks it down again. Before the bartender can walk away, the young man asks for his third shot.

Intrigued, he pours the young fellow another, which is consumed as quickly as the first two. The bartender asks “Hey fella. You must be celebrating something?” Guy says “Yeah, my first blow job”

Bartender replies: “That is definitely a milestone. Let me buy you one on the house.” The young man replies, “Listen, if I can’t get that taste out of my mouth with three shots, I don’t think a fourth will help.”

We call them "the ones who fuck from where they fart"

Well, Saeed, that's why they can check out faster from a hotel than straights can; they already have their shit packed.