The talking frog

One Day there was these two old men walking down the road. They here several very faint cries from in the weeds on the side of the road, and walk over to see what it is. One of them bends down and picks up this frog.

The frog says "Oh thank Goodness, some one finally rescues me. I am beautiful princess, and if you kiss me I will turn into a Princess, and I will do anything your heart desires." The to old men look at each other, and the one with the frog puts it in his pocket and starts walking down the road again. The other guy says "Hey, aren't you going to kiss the frog?" And the other old man says, "No, at my age I would rather have a talking frog."