The Modern Version:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and
laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to
know why the ant should be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table
filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that! in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is
allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when
they sing, "It's Not Easy Being Green'.

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news
stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Jesse then has the group
kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

Nancy Pelosi and John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant
has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate
tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire
a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his
retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.

Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit
against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that
Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients.

The ant loses the case.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's
food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old
house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it. The ant has
disappeared in the snow. The grasshoppers is found dead in a drug related
incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who
terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote.

Disregard this one, as I didn't get the "old version" in.

Sorry

you can delete them when no one has replied to them

why do you guys have such a problem calling niggers, niggers?
you dont have to come up with some silly ant grasshopper story.
we get it. Niggers. move on.

How long before the bomb drops on this one? At this rate, KSEPHENS is going to have everyone mad at him. But, you can tell from his previous posts, he really does not care who he offends.

KSTEPHENS just calls it like it is. Before you all get upset calling someone a nigger has nothing to do with race in my book. You don't have to be black to be a nigger. It is your attitude and way of acting that gets the nigger label put on you.

quote:

Originally posted by KSTEPHENS:
why do you guys have such a problem calling niggers, niggers?
you dont have to come up with some silly ant grasshopper story.
we get it. Niggers. move on.

It's biggots like you that give the rest of us rednecks a bad name. Your mama didn't raise you very well. If you can't say something nice then shut up.

so from now on lets call em moon crickets, ok?
he is talking about black people and that doesnt bother you. its when the word "nigger" is used that I become a bigot?
so the story isnt bigoted because he calls them grasshoppers. but i am because i call them nigger. thats funny. the PC police get to you?

Kstephens,

this is a joke, nothing else but a joke.

It's not about a ethic group, hell it's about society in general.

The people/politicians mentioned in the joke are not a certain race.

I think you are reading to much into it.

quote:

Originally posted by chestsprings:
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah...

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration...


It's not about a ethic group...

sure it is.
your just too afraid to call a spade a spade.

spade...
now THATS funny. a spade. LOL!

Rhetorical question. Why is it all right for a nigger to call me a honky, but I can't call him a nigger? That's where the is. Political correctness is the bullshit that is destroying this country. Political correctness is an oxymoron promulgated by MORONS!
Paul B.

Yep the, black, rap music creeps can make records and say nigger nigger, Ho bitch, Ho bitch all they want but if a white person says Nigger the Whitey hateing, raicest jesse Jackson starts winning and crying on TV about it.