I have told this one before but it's been a while + there are new folks now so here we go. There was an old widower mountain man that had 3 daughters. One day the 3 decided that they all wanted to go out on a date. Well the old man wouldn't hear of it but the girls ganged up on him until he allowed them to date; BUT he said, the one condition was that all the boys have to come up on the porch to introduce themselves Well the big night arrived. The 1st kid shows up in an old sedan + tells the "Old Man" (who by the way is sitting in a rocker on the front porch with a 12 G. Side by side in his lap). The 1st kid says, "Hi, I'm Eddie, + I came to get Betty so we can go steady, is Betty ready/" The old man says to himself, God this kid is dumb but harmless so he lets them go. Directly the 2nd kid shows in an old pick-up + says. "Hi I'm Joe + I came to get Flo to go to the show; can Flo go?" My God the old man thinks, this one is even dumber than the last one but safe enough I suppose. About this time a red Corvette comes screaming up roostertails around the corner + this cocky young pup jumps out + says "Hey, old timer, my names Chuck." So the old man shot him.

Good idea!

George

Just trying to bring a little more sunshine.