I picked up a hitch-hiker. Seemed like a nice guy.

After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid he might be a serial killer?

I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car was extremely unlikely.

I think he wet his pants.

Now there is one I can use.

God Bless, Louis

Then there was the truck driver that was hijacked by a hitch hiker he picked up.The guy stole his truck + left him tied naked to a tree. when some folks came by directly to release him ,all he had to say ,in his wasted form was "Does'nt that calf have a mother?"