A male gorilla in the zoo goes mad tears up everything in his living area acts aggressive to the onlookers then sulks in the corner and just grunts. The zoo manager calls in the monkey whisperer to see whats the matter. He promtly tells them he is in heat and needs a mate. The call all the zoos and none of them have a female gorilla up for the task. They think awhile then the manager gets an idea as he see's a big boned female patron strolling by. they call her in and inform her of the dilema. The ask her is she thinks she would be up to the task.
She replies wide eyed"Sure i'll try it"
They close the curtains around the cage and let her in. After 30 minutes they dart the gorilla and drag him off of her and call an ambulance.
Two days later the zoo's lawyer pays the woman a visit to the hospital expecting the worst. He finds her in her bed bandaged all up and watching oprah winfrey.
He asks "Im sorry Ma'am are you hurt?"
She replies" Well yeah im hurt. He aint called come by or sent flowers or nothing!"