A lady goes to her doctor because she has developed a green rash on the inside of her thighs.

Doc looks at it and is perplexed, he's never seen anything like it. So he orders some tests and tells the lady he'll call with the results.

Two days later the doctor calls and says, "I'm sorry but I have to ask a very personal question before I can make an accurate diagnosis. Are you a lesbian?"

Embarrassed that her secret was out she reluctantly admitted she was.

"Well then" says the doctor "tell your girlfriend her earrings aren't real gold."

Woooo Hoooo That Is a Good One!!

Kind of like the guy who goes to his doctor complaining that his penis has turned orange. The doctor runs a few tests, can't find anything, so he runs blood tests and essentially every test known to man. Still nothing. So, the doctor calls the guy into his office and tells him they have run every possible test and still can't determine why his penis is orange. They have consulted with every known expert in sexually transmitted diseases as well as urologists the world over, but they still don't have an answer.

The doctor assured the now very worried patient that they had not given up and that in order to get to the bottom of this, he wanted to take a more thorough history. So, the doctor asked, I want to go through your day, step by step, from the time you get up in the morning until you go to bed. The patient says, "that's simple, since I got laid off after Obama was elected, pretty much I get up every morning, eat Cheetos and watch porn."