Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
>> A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you
are done you will have a place to live.
>>>>
>> Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested
in them?
>> A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.
>>
>> Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true?
Where can it be found?
>> A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .'
>>
>> Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
>> A: Tell him you're pregnant.
>>
>> Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles?
>> A: Take off your glasses
>>
>> Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my
face?
>> A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
>>
>> Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
>> A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
>>
>> Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory
storage?
>> A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
>>
>> Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
>> A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
>>
>> Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
>> A: On their foreheads.
>>
>> Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique
stores?
>> A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'
>>
>>

Damn;I resemble these remarks!

Hey, but now I can sneak thru the woods more quietly.......I just turn off my hearing aid.