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So...this (American) Indian chief is called away from the reservation for significant personal business, and he leaves Number One Son (NOS) in charge while he's away. A full year passes before he returns, and he sits down with NOS to hear how things have been going in his absence. NOS: "Well, I have some bad news, some good news, some really bad news, and some really great news!" Chief (rolling eyes): "Great...OK, what's the bad news?" NOS: "The government came by and they took 10,000 acres from us." Chief (sighing): "Well, that figures. What's the good news?" NOS: "They said they wanted to do right by us this time, and they gave us $5000 per acre for it." Chief: "For *this* dump?! Not bad! So...what's the really bad news?" NOS: "They've been using the land to station all the Muslim terrorists they've captured." Chief: "WHAT?! That's going too far! Call the Bureau of Indian Affairs! Call our lawyers! Call -- " NOS (smiling): "Relax, dad. The really great news is: they taste even better than buffalo." ------- | ||
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Cheers, Dave. Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam. | |||
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LOL... Tastes like chicken..... "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn't so. " - Ronald Reagan | |||
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