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So...this (American) Indian chief is called away from the reservation for significant personal business, and he leaves Number One Son (NOS) in charge while he's away. A full year passes before he returns, and he sits down with NOS to hear how things have been going in his absence.

NOS: "Well, I have some bad news, some good news, some really bad news, and some really great news!"

Chief (rolling eyes): "Great...OK, what's the bad news?"

NOS: "The government came by and they took 10,000 acres from us."

Chief (sighing): "Well, that figures. What's the good news?"

NOS: "They said they wanted to do right by us this time, and they gave us $5000 per acre for it."

Chief: "For *this* dump?! Not bad! So...what's the really bad news?"

NOS: "They've been using the land to station all the Muslim terrorists they've captured."

Chief: "WHAT?! That's going too far! Call the Bureau of Indian Affairs! Call our lawyers! Call -- "

NOS (smiling): "Relax, dad. The really great news is: they taste even better than buffalo."
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LOL... Tastes like chicken..... jumping


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