A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and askes him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a string on the counter.She says, confused, "Sir I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yeaterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's soooooooo much cheaper."
So.... I figues if I have to roll my own... so does she.

Mike, that was absolutely perfect.