( This is a variation on an old joke. I hope you like it. It passed the "gerrys375" test - it made me laugh)

A guy strolls into a bar. He is there for some while and chats with a guy at the end of the bar. As the evening wears on and the bar begins to quiet down, the guy calls the bartender over.

He says: "If you put a shot glass at the end of the bar, I'll bet you that I can stand on the bar at the other end and put every drop of piss in the glass -and even overflowing the glass. Ill bet you $200 I can do it".

The bar is about 40 feet long. The bartender gauges the guy and figures that he is already so drunk he can hardly stand up. The bartender, being a smart bartender, makes the guy put the $200 on the bar. The guy does so - - He also asks the bartender to put $200 on the bar. Done.

The guy gets up on the bar and opens his fly and begins to spray piss in every direction except the shot glass at the other end of the bar. The bartender is very liberally sprayed with piss. He buttons up his fly.

The bartender is laughing at the performance and scoops up the money. Then he notices that the guy is also grinning. He asks why because the guy did lose the bet.

The guy says: " I bet that guy at the end of the bar $1000 that I could piss on you and make you laugh about it".

I've heard this one before, and your right it is pretty funny!

An Oldie but a Goodie!