20 December 2012, 21:43
butchloca cowboys pickup line
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance and casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No,' he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch and I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'"
The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says 'You're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies: 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says:
'Damn thing's an hour fast.'
22 December 2012, 02:28
jimatcati think i'll try it tonite
22 December 2012, 04:43
wapiti22Where was that when I could have used it????????????
24 December 2012, 03:15
jimatcatdunno.. didn't get to try it.. worked all weekend instead.. so much of the life of a gas compressor mechanic, oncall
24 December 2012, 09:33
Norman ConquestJim,OT. $$$ will get you much further than a slice of tail.
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Every morning the Zebra wakes up knowing it must outrun the fastest Lion if it wants to stay alive. Every morning the Lion wakes up knowing it must outrun the slowest Zebra or it will starve. It makes no difference if you are a Zebra or a Lion; when the Sun comes up in Africa, you must wake up running......
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