A fella went to his primary physician as his penis was orange color. After a complete exam and not finding anything conclusive his doc sent him to a urologist. The urologist was a young doctor just a few years out of medical school with the latest knowledge and tools. Again, all tests were negative. So the urologist sent the man to a dermatologist for an exam. Same thing—nothing could be found to trace the color to a skin disease.

The three docs were at a loss to explain the orange color of the man’s penis. They had a conference with the man to discuss the findings. No chemical sensitivity, no imbalance in any of the body’s systems, no sign of any work related issues, no history of like coloration with any members of his family, no travel to any foreign country, nothing in his diet, etc… The doctors had to admit they didn’t have a clue.

Before sending the fella to further specialists they asked him how or where he could have picked up the unusual color on his penis. The man replied, “I don’t know doc. All I do is stay home and watch porn during the day and eat Cheetos.”

Me Too,,,,,

For a minute I thought you were talking about the Orange Topped Idiot!

The Ex-Resident of the White House!