For reasons that are patently obvious, I had the recent displeasure of visiting the xxxxxxx Endoscopy Center to have my "bore" scoped. Well, there was something going on there that gave me the chills! The clinic was busy, the girls efficient and professional, and...they were giving everybody tips on how to fart after the exam.

I knew our educational system was laggin' these days, but it never occurred that the younger generation would be oblivious to advanced skills that seniors have developed in this particular endeavor.

To whom will we give the reins of power when the time comes?