One of Us posted 03 May 2013 12:55
A woman is standing at the edge of a cliff... trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A passing tramp stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself, if you don't mind, could we have sex please?"
The woman says, "No, fuck off."
The tramp turns to leave and replies, "Fine, I'll just go and wait at the bottom !"
-- Promise me, when I die, don't let my wife sell my guns for what I told I her I paid for them.
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One of Us That has to be felonius!
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One of Us Whew. . . . . . .
one of us Score one for Oz!
one of us I think the tramp saved her life, and should be given a job on the suicide hotline. He could volunteer to be present at every suicide. That would probably save most of the women, and some of the men.
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Originally posted by Von Gruff: Come on guys, you dont really think she still jumped do you?
Nope, women can be spiteful that way .....
-- Promise me, when I die, don't let my wife sell my guns for what I told I her I paid for them.
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